Right:Clayton Alexander after breaking into Damiann's house and taking a commemorative photo
I only watch good shows like Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd CenturyMy name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy until….. Voice on phone: ”We’ve got a burn notice on you. You’re blacklisted”. (Sam Axe whistles) When you’re burned, you’ve got nothing. No cash, no credit, no job history. You’re stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. Westen: “Where am I?” Fiona: “Miami." You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who’s still talking to you. (Michael Westen laughs). A trigger happy ex-girlfriend: Fiona: "Shall we shoot them?" An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI: Sam Axe: "You know spies? Bunch of bitchy little girls.” Family too. Sam Axe: "Hey, is that your mom again?" If you’re desperate. Michael Westen’s mom, Maddie: "Someone needs your help Michael!” Bottom line, as long as you’re burned, you’re not going anywhere.
I'm serious
| This is a jail cell | This is the powerhouse of the cell | This is something you can cell |
| I'm out of puns using the word cell | Maybe jokes about airplane food? | I dunno, I'll think of something. |